Some Crapy thoughts of mine!!!

I would love to be a mobile phone. Walking down the street and trying to be all by myself and if somebody comes up to me and tries to trespass my privacy I would say, very mechanically “Excuse me! I am not here right nw if you leave me a message, then I can walk away” or if I want to be really rude I can just say “All the lines in this route are busy, please talk to me later.” It would defini8ly be fun, you don’t need to hear others all the time. Its so very irritating, you lost in deepest of your thoughts and want to be in that blissful state when your boss comes upto you and says:- “Why aint that file reached my desk yet”, excuse me, the file doesn’t have legs and they don’t walk, if it hasn’t reached your desk it means that I have not let it reach. And then I say: “Sorry Boss, I am doing it rite away, I was busy with some other works”. Bing!!! My day dreaming crashes, but I think such things never happen to a phone. Say for example a phone is busy with itself then there are so many things that he can do I mean like: The network is busy, etc.
One fine day I wake and feel really down but then I cannot take a break, ‘cause the break doesn’t earn me my bread. I take the lousy me, rather drag, to the office. Dump myself into the work and start doing things that would put a frown on a dead man. But these things never happen to a phone. They simple go off, until you recharge them. That’s the best thing in phone when they want to go off they can and no matter how important calls you might be expecting they will simply go off.
And with all those accessories and ringtone in you, you must be feeling like a rockstar. We lesser humans are not allowed to have these heavenly pleasures. We appear in brown, black, white, yellow and few other colours and look at a mobile phone 262k colours, TFTs and what nots. Its so boring to be the most intelligent creation of God. I think god can use some of our creativity.